Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category

Apropos of Nothing 14: Dog Is My Co-Pilot

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

You’ve probably heard of the Westboro Baptist Church, a self-described “Primitive Baptist” organization (emphasis on “primitive”) that pickets, among other things, the funerals of slain soldiers and homosexuals with signs reading “God Hates Fags.” However, during a recent visit to San Francisco to protest Twitter, the Westboros encountered a group of counter-protestors with signs reading “Me,” “I Have a Sign,” and “God Hates Signs”:

'I Have a Sign'

This is an amazingly awesome and hilarious development in the fight against idiots. I felt compelled to come up with my own anti-Westboro sign that isn’t actually anti-, so here it is:

Dogs Have Gas

Congressional Caffeine Caucus Catastrophe! Part I

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

'Congressional Caffeine Congress Catastrophe!' Part I

The Scratch Papers, Page 78: “Kid Rock or Big Baby Jesus?”

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Kid Rock or Big Baby Jesus drawing

2010. This came from a really great photo of Kid Rock by, I believe, Jeremy Deputat in the August 2009 issue of Rolling Stone. I didn’t quite capture it in the drawing, but Kid Rock’s skinny, hairless physique coupled with his outstretched arms and crossed legs really made him look like Jesus on the cross.

09-09-09

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Continuing my study of dates and numerology, I must ask: why aren’t any scary movies being released today? The Omen remake was released three years ago on 06-06-06, but given his penchant for all things backwards and upside-down, you think Satan would be all over 09-09-09, too!  From his album I Am a Wonderful Man, comedian Michael Ian Black on Satan:

I got worried about the devil though, because, it seemed to me, that he was putting all his marketing money into the vinyl record industry.  But then CDs came out, and the devil was like, “Fuck!  All that research and development money down the drain!”  And then there was no more evil.  Which was so great.  Now if only we could do something about herpes.

Speaking of Satan and unwanted visitors, my divorce became official two years ago today, which means I’ve gone 730 days without an outbreak of crazy!

One last item on dates and numerology:  I was recently told that there are actually two dates for celebrating Pi Day: March 14, or 3-14, the traditional day of celebration for American nerds and lovers of pie, and July 22, or 22/7 for Archimedes’s representation of pi, which is celebrated in those parts of the world where the date is written day/month, rather than month/day as it is here in the States.

The Lost Woods, Page 1

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

The first page of my new comic starring Tim and Matt. I haven’t picked a title for the book yet, but this first chapter is entitled, “The Lost Woods.” To see a larger version, visit the comics section of my web site.

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

According to Clean Cartoonists’ Dirty Drawings by Craig Yoe, Dr. Suess, who was born Theodore Geisel,

[. . . C]ut his cartooning teeth on the humor magazine at Dartmouth College, the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern. Geisel eventually became the editor-in-chief. A prohibition-era drinking party thrown by Ted got him thrown off the magazine, and banned from all extra-curricular activities. Ted started using the nom de plume of Seuss to circumvent the administration from prohibiting his cartooning.

So if anyone starts using the good doctor’s name in vain, remind them that the Seuss got his start fighting for your right to party.

And if you think that’s interesting, check out Craig Yoe’s new book, Secret Identity. To be released this April, the sub-title explains it all: The Fetish Art of Superman’s Co-creator Joe Shuster.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 58: Richard Wilbur

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

[…I]t strains belief
How an instant can dilate
Or long years be brief.

Dreams, which interweave
All our times and tenses, are
What we can believe:

Dark they are, yet plain,
Coming to us now as if
Through a cobwebbed pane

Where, before our eyes,
All the living and the dead
Meet without surprise.

Richard Wilbur, “Anterooms.”  The New Yorker, 5 January 2009.

Amanuensisnoun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 57: Eugene V. Debs

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

These are the gentry who are today wrapped up in the American flag, who shout their claim from the housetops that they are the only patriots, and who have their magnifying glasses in hand, scanning the country for evidence of disloyalty, eager to apply the brand of treason to the men who dare to even whisper their opposition [. . .]. No wonder Sam Johnson declared that “patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.” He must have had this Wall Street gentry in mind, or at least their prototypes, for in every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the people.

You need at this time especially to know that you are fit for something better than slavery and cannon fodder. You need to know that you were not created to work and produce and impoverish yourself to enrich an idle exploiter. You need to know that you have a mind to improve, a soul to develop, and a manhood to sustain.

Eugene V. Debs, five-time Socialist Party Candidate, in his Canton, Ohio anti-war speech.  The war in question was World War I and, under the Sedition Act, he was prosecuted and sentenced to 10 years in prison for interfering with the draft.  Thankfully, his sentence was commuted by Warren G. Harding and he was released after two years and eight months.  For giving a speech.  In America.  Fortunately, things were never quite this bad during the Bush years, although it should be pointed out that two American citizens were subjected to Bush’s extra-judicial war on terror techniques:  Jose Padilla was in military custody for three-and-a-half years without charges, and while in military custody he was “[. . .] held in solitary confinement without a mattress, clock, books, human contact or legal representation [. . .],” and tortured; Yaser Hamdi, who was born in the US but raised in Saudi Arabia, was detained for almost three years without receiving any charges and, in order to avoid an “[. . .] embarrassing courtroom showdown [. . .],”  released by the Bush Administration to Saudi Arabia on the condition that he renounce his US citizenship.

Hundreds of non-US citizens have received the same and worse.

Amanuensisnoun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

Too Hot for MySpace?

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

About a year and a half ago I posted a Scratch Papers entry that prompted the following message from MySpace:

The image in question was of a guy dressed in a devil costume urinating on some holy texts (I won’t say which, but readers who have been paying attention can probably guess!).  I had no idea someone would object to such a thing!  MySpace really should have been more upfront on what is and is not okay for their web site.

The funny thing about this whole mess is the fact that MySpace features, in heavy rotation, ads of scantily clad, barely-legal teens for various dating services, such as the one below:

And to make matters worse, MySpace advertising is based on the details of your profile, and MY profile says I’m in a relationship!

So, let us review the morality of MySpace.  Advertisements encouraging you to leave your dear, sweet girlfriend (mine teaches kindergarten) for busty, teenage nyphmos:  Okay.  Satirical blog posts making a valid socio-political point by depicting the Grand Adversary of Man blaspheming the Word of God:  Not Okay.  Well, at least now everyone knows where MySpace stands!

(I bet a lot of you are paraphrasing Joshua here and think to yourselves, “As for me and my house, we will stand with MYSPACE.”)

Hodgepodge Smörgåsbord, 13: “Revelation”

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

I drew this comic during my sojourn in London a few years back, but I thought it would make a good Hodgepodge Smörgåsbord given today’s other post.  After hearing a lecture and watching a Nova special on them, polarity reversals were an obsession of mine for a while.  Briefly, a polarity reversal is an occasional switch in the Earth’s magnetic field, where the positions of magnetic north and south are interchanged.  The last reversal was 780 thousand years ago, so unfortunately we don’t really know what effects a polarity reversal will have, but there could for a time be several more magnetic poles than our usual two, and the Earth’s magnetic field will be severely weakened, which could lead to either the end of all life as we know it or a mild increase in cases of skin cancer and borealis across the globe.  For a more detailed explanation, click here.