
Finally! Part I here, Part II here, Part III here.

Finally! Part I here, Part II here, Part III here.
You’ve probably heard of the Westboro Baptist Church, a self-described “Primitive Baptist” organization (emphasis on “primitive”) that pickets, among other things, the funerals of slain soldiers and homosexuals with signs reading “God Hates Fags.” However, during a recent visit to San Francisco to protest Twitter, the Westboros encountered a group of counter-protestors with signs reading “Me,” “I Have a Sign,” and “God Hates Signs”:

This is an amazingly awesome and hilarious development in the fight against idiots. I felt compelled to come up with my own anti-Westboro sign that isn’t actually anti-, so here it is:



Lip Service — well, that’s all you’ll ever get from me
Well, how could you believe I’ll take you seriously?
With your cheap rewards, your blackmail, and your comical rage
Just remember you’ll only be the boss so long as you pay my wage
Elvis Costello in “Cheap Reward,” from the rerelease of his album, My Aim is True. The lyrics are reminiscent of Bob Dylan’s “Maggie’s Farm.” Here’s a video of Costello performing “Cheap Reward” with Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report.
Amanuensis –noun. A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.
Matt Taibbi has an excellent post on his blog about the appeal of Sarah Palin. He argues that previous cultural warriors such as Rush Limbaugh actually present information to support their arguments on various issues, however fallacious the information and trivial the issue, whereas Sarah Palin tends to discuss issues that revolve around herself and her personal life, such as the photo used by Newsweek for their recent cover story on Palin. In short, the Palin political narrative centers on the various assholes Palin encounters and conquers, and that’s something everyone can relate to, because,
Complaining about the assholes we interact with on a daily basis is the #1 eternal pastime of the human race. We all do it, and we get to do it every day, because the world is full of assholes. Me personally, I waste an enormous amount of time seething over people [. . .]. We all get into furious arguments at work that make us want to explode in self-righteous fury (in my office dramas I always realize I was actually the asshole a day or so later) and when we get home from work, this is usually what our loved ones hear about for at least the first hour or so.
Therefore,
[. . .] Katie Couric’s notorious Palin interview last year really was a cheap shot. After all, Katie was trying to nail Palin — which is mean! Who among us can’t sympathize with the experience of being sandbagged by some slick professional rival who catches you in a moment of weakness and, instead of lending a helping hand, drives a fireplace poker through your eye? [. . .]
You’d have to be thinking about the broader picture, about the fact that the president of the United States ought not to be a drooling yahoo [. . .] who thinks living near Canada counts as foreign policy experience, to not see what an asshole Katie Couric was being.[. . .]
With Going Rogue, the 2012 reality show has already begun. As brainless political theater, she can’t be topped. It’s just too bad for conservatives that she happens to be unsustainably divisive and, as Newsweek points out, a really good bet to permanently marginalize the Republican party by reducing it to a pissed-off, semi-coherent mob that repulses independent voters on a visceral level. To paraphrase John Doman’s Deputy Ops Rawls character from The Wire, she’s “brilliant — fuckin’ shame it’s gonna end our careers, but still.”
The whole thing is worth a read, and bonus points for quoting The Wire.
As reported in Sacramento Press yesterday, the City of Sacramento issued a stop-work order on construction of a Nestlé water-bottling plant in Sacramento, and at a 6pm meeting tonight the City Council will consider “amending the city’s zoning code to immediately require special permits for beverage bottling plants.”
The stop-work order is based on questions of whether or not Nestlé filled out the appropriate paperwork to build the plant, and Brendan O’Rourke, who works for Nestlé, says they did. The larger issue being asked by City Councilman Kevin McCarty and the advocacy group Save Our Water Sacramento is whether Nestlé should be allowed to bottle water in Sacramento at all (full disclosure: I am friends with some of the members of Save Our Water Sacramento). While some of the water will be shipped in from nearby springs, the majority of the water Nestlé wants to bottle, an estimated 81 million a year according to an article by McCarty in Sacramento Press, will be taken directly from Sacramento’s municipal water supply, despite California being in its third year of drought. This water will then be resold to Californians (to avoid regulation by the FDA) at a profit of 10,000%!
Certainly, Sacramento has already made money off of the proposed plant; Nestlé says they’ve already paid “‘$3.7 million [. . .] in [the] form of permitting fees, construction costs, due diligence payments and [other associated] costs [. . .],’” and Mayor Kevin Johnson was quoted in another Sacramento Press article as saying the new plant could create “‘40 to 60′” jobs. But do the costs outweigh the benefits? 40 to 60 jobs is certainly not a lot, and any money Sacramento has made so far will pale in comparison to what Nestlé will make reselling tap water. Last week Save Our Water Sacramento hosted a special screening of the as-yet-unreleased documentary Tapped at The Crest. The film is pretty horrifying, detailing the problems with the bottled water industry: besides those already discussed, citizens in a city with a Nestlé water-bottling plant in Maine were cut off from their water supply for two days while the plant’s supply kept going; bottled water faces far less stringent safety requirements than bottled water and has been found by various studies to be contaminated; people who live near plants that create the plastic bottles for bottled water have a higher risk of getting cancer; and of course, water bottles that are not recycled often end up in the ocean, forming islands of plastic trash larger than Texas that are killing wildlife and affecting the food chain.
However, there are already two water-bottling plants in Sacramento, according to yet another Sacramento Press article (boy, they are on this issue!). And the best way to stop bottled water might be to simply stop drinking it. While I’m definitely a bleeding-heart liberal, I’ve drank my fair share of bottled water over the years (Tapped slackened my thirst for the stuff, however). A comment left on one of the Sacramento Press articles called local opponents of the Nestlé plant “NIMBYs,” an acronym that stands for “Not In My BackYard” and refers to people who enjoy the use of certain products or processes, such as nuclear power, but whom nevertheless refuse to let the uglier aspects of the product or processes, such as nuclear waste, come anywhere near their backyard. Those uglier aspects then end up in parts of the country or world where people are too poor to keep them out.
In any case, whether you oppose or support the Nestlé plant, your voice can be heard tonight if you show up at the City Council meeting, and that’s what democracy is all about!

Link via Dependable Renegade, via Huffington Post.