Archive for the ‘I Am an Amanuensis’ Category

“I Am an Amanuensis” 71: Kaplan’s CSET Test Prep on Noam Chomsky

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

“[. . . M]any five-year-olds entering kindergarten will still be mastering morphological rules, a typical feature of emergent speech. They will say, ‘I goed to my friend’s house yesterday.’ This grammatically incorrect utterance actually employs a sophisticated, though unconscious, understanding of grammar. The child knows that the way to form the past tense of most English verbs is to add the –ed suffix. This is an application of what [Noam] Chomsky calls Universal Grammar, enabled by the Language Acquisition Device. The child has observed, verified, and used a rule of English grammar, which is incorrect in this case not because the child failed to observe the rule, but because the verb fails to follow the rule.”

From Kaplan’s CSET preparation guide (Passing Score Guaranteed!), Third Edition, by C. Roebuck Reed, Lee Wherry Brainerd, and Rodney Lee. Page 8, emphasis added.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 70: Pink Floyd

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

“Did you exchange / a walk-on part in the war / for a lead role in a cage?”

Pink Floyd, “Wish You Were Here” from Wish You Were Here.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 69: Susan Cooper

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

“There was something about Christmas Eve [. . .] that demanded company. One needed somebody to whisper to during the warm, beautiful dream-taut moments between hanging the empty stocking at the end of the bed, and dropping into the cozy oblivion that would flower into the marvel of Christmas morning.”

Susan Cooper, Over Sea and Under Stone, Book 1 of her series The Dark is Rising.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 68: Elvis Costello

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

Lip Service — well, that’s all you’ll ever get from me
Well, how could you believe I’ll take you seriously?
With your cheap rewards, your blackmail, and your comical rage
Just remember you’ll only be the boss so long as you pay my wage

Elvis Costello in “Cheap Reward,” from the rerelease of his album, My Aim is True. The lyrics are reminiscent of Bob Dylan’s “Maggie’s Farm.” Here’s a video of Costello performing “Cheap Reward” with Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 67: Po

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

“‘I’m not a fat panda. I’m the fat panda.’”

The lovable Po in Dreamworks’ Kung Fu Panda.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 66: Emmanuel Guibert

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

“‘I’ve always read everything I could get my hands on. Comics for thirst and novels for hunger.’”

Cartoonist Emmanuel Guibert in an interview with The Comics Journal. April 2009, 94-135. 98-99.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 65: Cake

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy’s a joke

Cake, “Comfort Eagle,” from the album of the same name.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 64: Pulp

Monday, September 14th, 2009

You’ll never live like common people,
you’ll never do what common people do,
you’ll never fail like common people,
you’ll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw,
because there’s nothing else to do.

Common People” by Pulp, from their excellent 1995 album Different ClassMy karaoke interpretation of the song was similar to the Ben Folds-produced William Shatner version with Joe Jackson (is she really going out with him?).

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 63: Philip Pullman

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

“[. . . T]alking about them—especially if you were safe and snug at home [. . .]—was delicious.”

Indeed.  Philip Pullman, His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass; The Subtle Knife; The Amber Spyglass. Page 34. New York: Random House, 1995, 1997, 2000.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 62: J. K. Rowling

Friday, August 21st, 2009

“‘Then you will find yourself easy prey for the Dark Lord!’ said Snape savagely.  ‘Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked easily — weak people, in other words — they stand no chance against his powers!  He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease, Potter!’”

J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.  New York: Scholastic, 2003.  Page 536.

Amanuensis –noun.  A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.