
A clever graffiti artist painted a sign in my neighborhood like this back in 1989 when the first Tim Burton Batman movie came out.

A clever graffiti artist painted a sign in my neighborhood like this back in 1989 when the first Tim Burton Batman movie came out.

2001, with apologies to Rancid.
Here are a few links worth sharing:
And You Thought Jessica Alba Wasn’t Smart . . .
Bill O’Reilly recently called Jessica Alba a “pinhead” for suggesting that Sweden was neutral during World War II. O’Reilly, according to The Scoop’s Courtney Hazlett, assumed Alba meant Switzerland.
However, Alba really did mean Sweden, because Sweden really was neutral. Who’s the pinhead now? Actually, O’Reilly has always been, and always will be, a pinhead.
Drama at Chipotle
The Onion released a hard-hitting piece of investigative journalism this week, entitled, “Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy in Front of You More Rice.” I’m sure all the other passive-aggressive Chipotle lovers out there will enjoy this article as much as I did. Best line: “More shockingly, birth records indicate that you are a full-grown adult presumably capable of communicating your thoughts and desires to an unthreatening 19-year-old burrito-assembler.”
And finally,
How to Respond to Terrorists
John Oliver and Jon Stewart in a hilarious, but moving, piece from an episode in last month’s The Daily Show. I’m having trouble getting the video to embed here on my WordPress blog, so you’ll have to follow this link to see the video, but enjoy nonetheless.

2009.
I haven’t had the chance to write anything about politics lately, but I did have a few brief thoughts I wanted to share.
First, Jon Stewart had an especially interesting discussion with Gwen Ifill on The Daily Show last night. To be fair, Stewart didn’t bring up the conflict of interest created by Ifill’s moderation of the Vice Presidential Debate back in October; she had a clear interest in an Obama / Biden victory given that she had written a book entitled, The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama, which was released on the day of Obama’s inauguration. I’ve also never been particularly impressed with Ifill; from the debates she’s moderated and the various spots from her PBS show Washington Week that I’ve seen, she always seemed dull and establishmentarian. With Stewart, however, she was very lively and quick-witted.
But it was Stewart who raised the point I want to share. He said:
You know, I have a[n economic stimulus] plan. [. . . T]hey’re bailing out these gigantic corporations, these banks. Two trillion dollars, they think it’s going to cost. [. . .G]ive us the money, but only for consumer debt and mortgages. It’s a trickle-up theory of economics. I don’t know why they keep talking about giving [. . . money] to banks. Give it to us, specifically for our consumer debt[, we’ll put the money in the banks] and then they’ll have money, we’ll have no debt and the world will be made of unicorns and rainbows.
I’m no economist, but Stewart’s plan makes sense to me (maybe he can get Nobel-Prize winner and one-time guest Paul Krugman to crunch the numbers). But even without a PhD from MIT I can certainly argue that we average Americans deserve a bailout more than some of these giant corporations. Take, for instance, the American auto industry, which has been fighting tighter fuel standards generally (and in California specifically) for the last decade. They won that fight, and so Americans got the SUV while Japan got the lead in technological innovation, with Toyota releasing the Prius and Honda the Civic Hybrid. For this stellar behavior the Big Three Auto companies want 34 billion dollars, and they’re still fighting tighter fuel economy standards! On the other hand, while some of the average American’s consumer debt problems surely stem from poor decisions, an equal amount probably stems from just trying to get by (I know this is true in my case). I can already imagine someone arguing against Jon Stewart’s economic stimulus plan by saying that if the average American was bailed out once, they’ll just expect to be bailed out again the next time they’re in trouble. To that I would point out that Chrysler, one of the Big Three, received a bailout once before in 1980.
My next political thought comes via Glenn Greenwald. There is a bumper sticker that reads, “If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.” That slogan could just as easily be changed to, “If you’re not outraged, you’re not reading Glenn Greenwald.” Today Greenwald links to a story from DigitalJournal.com that tells the story of a homeless man, Roy Brown, 54, who robbed a Capital One bank in Louisiana by pretending to have a gun in his pocket. The teller put out three stacks of bills for Brown but instead he took only one hundred-dollar bill from the top. He was hungry and needed the money to stay in a detox center, but the next day he felt guilty and voluntarily surrendered himself to the police, saying that his mother didn’t raise him that way. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison. Greenwald compares this well-intentioned, fortunately-harmless crime to the crimes of the Bush administration and the various elite pundits who argue that the Bush administration should not receive any criminal charges because it had good reasons to break the law. I have written about Bush administration lawbreaking in the past (here and here), but I would like to remind everyone once again that the crimes of the Bush Administration against the law and humanity include failing to take seriously the warnings about the attacks of September 11th, suspending habeas corpus, outing an undercover CIA operative, politicizing the Justice Department, starting a war under false pretenses, failing to properly prepare for that war, torture, violating the constitution in a myriad of ways and more.
My final political thought is about “free-market” Capitalism versus Socialism. Let’s take a moment to examine the two ideas. Free-Market Capitalism is based on the theory of “the invisible hand,” where “the greatest benefit to a society is brought about by individuals acting freely in a competitive marketplace in the pursuit of their own self-interest” (Answers.com). The fact that people still believe this crap 200 years later never ceases to amaze: there are countless examples of people pursuing their self-interest that has NOT brought great benefits to society, at least not to society as a whole (Slavery is a good example). We also have the more recent theory of behavioral economics, which shows that people pursuing their self-interest often unknowingly make irrational decisions that actually hurt their self-interests and the interests of their society. The invisible hand of economics is as invisible as the hand of Santa or the Easter Bunny, meaning that it doesn’t exist. But when we pretend that it does we create a void of decision-making that gets filled by geniuses like the people who brought you the Great Depression, outsized CEO pay and Golden Parachutes, the California Energy crisis, Enron, the collapse of the housing market, credit derivatives and other disasters and injustices.
Socialism, on the other hand, has as many meanings as it has adherents and detractors, but in practice in the United States and most other Western Democracies it tends to mean regulation of markets (such as antitrust laws), nationalization of certain industries (such as energy) and tax-based welfare programs (such as Social Security). At its essence, it means that the government fills the void that Capitalism would leave empty and makes decisions about what is fair and what things are worth. In its more extreme forms, of course, Socialism and Communism have had dire consequences, such as in the USSR. But the important distinction between good Socialism versus bad Socialism lies in the type of government implementing Socialist practices. In the USSR, that was Despotism, which is always bad. In the United States, it’s Democracy (or, more accurately, a Republic), which means the government is you. By participating in the democratic process, you choose leaders who, ostensibly, pursue your interests in government. It’s not a perfect system, but it’s certainly better than letting un-elected titans of industry decide what minimum wage should be, or whether or not there should be universal health care. Don’t forget that you’re free. Don’t let the Kenneth Lays of the world take away your power. As Henry David Thoreau said in “Civil Disobedience” (emphasis added), “I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest.”
These are the gentry who are today wrapped up in the American flag, who shout their claim from the housetops that they are the only patriots, and who have their magnifying glasses in hand, scanning the country for evidence of disloyalty, eager to apply the brand of treason to the men who dare to even whisper their opposition [. . .]. No wonder Sam Johnson declared that “patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.” He must have had this Wall Street gentry in mind, or at least their prototypes, for in every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the people.
You need at this time especially to know that you are fit for something better than slavery and cannon fodder. You need to know that you were not created to work and produce and impoverish yourself to enrich an idle exploiter. You need to know that you have a mind to improve, a soul to develop, and a manhood to sustain.
Eugene V. Debs, five-time Socialist Party Candidate, in his Canton, Ohio anti-war speech. The war in question was World War I and, under the Sedition Act, he was prosecuted and sentenced to 10 years in prison for interfering with the draft. Thankfully, his sentence was commuted by Warren G. Harding and he was released after two years and eight months. For giving a speech. In America. Fortunately, things were never quite this bad during the Bush years, although it should be pointed out that two American citizens were subjected to Bush’s extra-judicial war on terror techniques: Jose Padilla was in military custody for three-and-a-half years without charges, and while in military custody he was “[. . .] held in solitary confinement without a mattress, clock, books, human contact or legal representation [. . .],” and tortured; Yaser Hamdi, who was born in the US but raised in Saudi Arabia, was detained for almost three years without receiving any charges and, in order to avoid an “[. . .] embarrassing courtroom showdown [. . .],” released by the Bush Administration to Saudi Arabia on the condition that he renounce his US citizenship.
Hundreds of non-US citizens have received the same and worse.
Amanuensis –noun. A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.
Fun, cartoon characters based on things that are good for your teeth!


Created for dental marketing. I’ll have the full version up soon.
Audrey recently drew a picture of me:

She really captured something about my face and expression, which you can see in the following photo comparison:

(Regular readers of Jesse Bloggs will recognize said photo from my recent post, “Incontrovertible Photographic Proof Documenting the Fact that I’m Not a Nerd”)
Audrey then drew this picture of me, which I didn’t like so much:

But if she drew me so well the first time, who am I to deny she drew me well the second time? Which forces me to wonder if maybe I am a bit nerdy.

“‘Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.’”
Dr Leonard “Bones” McCoy, played by Karl Urban, in the upcoming Star Trek movie, written by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman. It’s a good line. Growing up we had neighbors who were huge Star Trek fans. When The Next Generation came out in 1987, the mom was quoted on the news saying that she raised her children according to the principles of Star Trek. I wouldn’t go that far.
Amanuensis –noun. A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.